Saturday, October 8, 2011

An open letter to Mr. Corso


Dear Lee Corso,
I know you tend to get carried away sometimes, seeing that you're an old man and all, and when it comes to "head gear" time, you sometimes like to get a certain section of the crowd all hyped up, only to pick their opponent.  


I'm sure you'll like certain things about both Texas and OU, and you may be tempted to pick OU; but NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND!!  If you have a heart and decent bone in your body, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DO NOT PICK OU!!  


You picked OU to win 2008 and they lost.  Last year against Mizzou, you picked OU to win, and they lost; AGAIN!!  Then later in the year in Bedlam, you picked Oklahoma State, and OU won.  


In previous Red River Games, you picked Texas to win, only for OU to walk away victorious.  On behalf of Oklahoma fans, I'm sure that we would love it no other way.


So you see Mr. Corso, something wicked this way comes whenever you pick the Sooners.  So I'm beggin' you, DO NOT PICK OU to win.  Hope that you'll comply. 


sincerely,
Karma.

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